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Starting Out…

So, this is my first time blogging, born mainly of boredom and an inability to listen to any words but those that come from my mouth and… It’s pretty fucking cool.

First of all, my intentions must be made clear. I’m that kid that got stoned whenever he could and drank as much as he could as often as he could. I love drugs, boobs and joe rogan podcasts and think that skinny jeans should be burned or donated to starving African kids with malnourished legs and waists too thin to belt… And I love being a dick. Iintend to do all of these things and hopefully more… And blog my balls off documenting it.

Nice to meet you world. Stonderkyd’s blogging’ now, bitch.